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September 02, 2010

Judgment time

Does it sound like the judge in the story was trying to help the young man?




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No smoking for teen

ciggsA judge has ordered a 19-year-old Hawaii man to stop smoking for a year, after he pleaded no contest to starting a restaurant fire with a cigarette.

Makaio Bachman-Majamay was originally charged with third-degreearson for allegedly igniting the roof of the Wei Wei Bar-B-Q Restaurant in Pukalani in July 2008. 

The judge ordered him to do community service and pay $1,025 (34,335 baht) to fix the roof. 


He also told the teen not to use tobacco for a year. ‘‘That means no cigarettes,’’ the judge said. 

‘‘Perhaps it will add about 10 or 15 years to his life if he stops smoking permanently,’’ he added. AP 

plead no contest – (in court) to not deny or admit a charge that has been made against you 
arson – the crime of deliberately setting a fire 
ignite – to set something on fire 
permanently – for a long time or forever; not temporary
September 01, 2010

Unfunny joke

This story may seem funny to people who read it, but it certainly wasn't funny for those involved.




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‘Stuck’ on toilet seat

tseatSYDNEY: Australian police and civic leaders yesterday appealed for help catching pranksters who glued a man to a public toilet seat, forcing an embarrassing rescue by ambulance officers. 

A 58-year-old was taken to hospital with the toilet seat still attached to his behind after he used a booby-trapped convenience in a shopping centre in the northeastern resort city of Cairns on Saturday. 

Police investigating the incident made a public appeal for help finding the joker, while furious city officials described the stunt as a ‘‘sick joke’’. 

Police said hospital staff removed the toilet seat from the humiliated victim’s behind using industrial strength solvents. AFP 

civic  of members of the public who are not members of the police or armed forces
appeal
 – to make a serious or formal request, especially to the public, or help 
prankster – someone who plays tricks on people for amusement 
glue – to cause something (or someone) to stick to something with a stick substance calledglue 
embarrassing – causing a feeling of shame or shyness 
booby-trapped – having something dangerous hidden inside 
convenience – a toilet
incident 
 something that happens, usually something bad 
furious – very angry 
humiliated – made feel very ashamed  
solvent – a liquid in which solids will dissolve
August 31, 2010

Word play

Here is a clear example of word play. Read the comic below and see if you can understand it. Then look at the meanings of the words. Which word is being used with two different meanings?




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clairvoyance – the power to see the future or see things which other people cannot see 
run in the family – of something that is true of different members of the same family, e.g., musical ability, a medical condition, etc. 
medium – (1) a person who says that they can receive messages from people who are dead (2) wearing a middle clothing size, i.e., not large, not small 
petite – wearing a clothing size that is for small women
August 30, 2010

No match for a thief

The police work in this case was clearly not of the best quality, but you have to admit that the thief was also quite clever.

no match for  not equal in skill




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Police red-faced

plasmaPENSACOLA,FLORIDA: Police in Florida say a burglar who made off with a man’s valuables returned to the home later whileinvestigators were there and snatched what he couldn’t carry on his first trip: a 45kg plasma-screen TV. 

The burglar had left the TV in the backyard and police were going todust it for fingerprints. But with a Pensacola Police investigator still at the home, the robber came back and took the TV. 

‘‘They were all very embarrassed,’’ the resident, Steve Fluegge, told the Pensacola News Journal. Police have offered to pay for the TV. AP 


burglar – a person who illegally enters buildings and steals things 
investigator – someone whose job is to officially find out the facts about something, especially a crime or accident  
snatch – take take something quickly 
dust for fingerprints – to put a dry substance on a surface to make it easier to see any fingerprints on it 
embarrassed – feeling ashamed or shy 
resident – someone who lives in a particular place
August 28, 2010

Mystery solved

Here is a story about a real cat burglar.

cat burglar – a thief who is very skilled at quietly entering a building and stealing things – but, in the case, the thief is actually a cat



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Cat becomes burglar

catburglarCharlie is a cat burglar whose main target is hen’s eggs, a New Zealand newspaper reported yesterday. 

The freshly laid thefts of Charlie, the pet Burmese cat of Cheryl and Frank Amor, who live in the North Island city of Gisborne, were reported in the Dominion Post. 

The Amors, whose next-door neighbours have free-range chickens in their garden, were puzzled to wake up every morning to find fresh eggs on their back doorstep. 

The mystery was solved when Cheryl caught the burglar in the act. A veterinarian, Glenn Armstrong, confirmed that it was possible for a cat to carry an egg in its mouth. dpa 

target – an object that someone is trying to get 
theft  the act of stealing something
free-range chickens
 – chickens which are allowed to move about freely instead of being kept in a closed area 
puzzled – confused 
veterinarian – a person with a medical degree trained to take care of the health of animals

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